I had had long hair, and tried to cut it off. Didn't have the nerve to do it all at once, so I had 'em take off about half, leaving me looking like this. It actually looked pretty bad--I had to carefully arrange it so it looked all BritPop like this, and then I pouted like a Manchester rock star.

I decided to cut all the hair off, but wanted a picture before I did, because, let's face it, when was I going to have long hair again?

Sometimes I dream it has grown back.

That's narcissism for you.