I was minding my own business with Journey and our new friend, Cantaloupe Head (Johnny). I had this conversation with the random guy sitting behind us:

Random Guy: Why do you wear safety pins in your ears?
Me: Uhhh....
Rachel the Waitress: It's just her style.
Random Guy: So if I walked around town just wearing one of my spurs, I could call that my style?
Me: I guess.

So he ran out to his car and got his spurs, and they were so shiny and made the prettiest noise.