I went to Sacred Ink Tattoo in Bristol, VA with JenJen because she wanted her tongue pierced. I got this swell sticker which says "Jesus loves you, with or without your tattoo."

What was supposed to be an hour and a half trip turned into a five hour excursion. JenJen and I went to a tattoo place a half hour away. The head piercer, the ever-lusty Jamil, who pierced my nipple a couple weeks ago, wasn't there. So we drove another 45 minutes to Sacred Ink. Then JenJen made the mistake of telling her parents, so she had to go show them and got the "I'm so disappointed, I can't believe you would do this, doesn't that hurt?" speech from her parents.