THAT IS ONE SWANKY MEN'S ROOM in the Ritz Carlton in St. Louis, my home town, and one day when I visited there to meet out-of-town friends, I stopped in the men's room to freshen up, only to find myself DAZZLED by restroom opulence. The warm towels! The chandeliers of pure light! The many reflections of ME! Yes! I suddenly thought to myself: "Hey, I look GOOD in here!" And snapped pic to prove it. Now, back in the real world, I find it strangely difficult to urinate in places without chandeliers of pure light.