This is me in the morning - or rather in the House ofMirrors at the steam fair. We went to the fair with my girlfriend's four-year-old daughter who, unlike all the other small people enjoyingseeing their shape contort and bend, hated the mirrors and ran out crying.

It took me a few moments to realise I needed to hold the camera at eye level so it would see the same distortions as me. I never did get physics.