This was Dan's birthday party. Dan has a sword fetish. One of his prezzies was a Fireman Sam dressing up set ... he put on the uniform, then set about attacking people with the axe, crowbar, fire extinguisher, megaphone ... When it was explained to him that firemen are supposed to rescue people, Dan took off the fireman getup and put on this pirate costume instead, complete with scimitar. I think he has a great future, 31 years from now, as president of the United States.