I'm reflected in the chrome side mirror of the Shoe Carnival's corporate Hummer that travels around the United States to appear at local store promotions. It is painted a garish acid green and yellow and pulls a trailer that contains an inflatable castle for children to jump around in, ostensibly while their moms shop for shoes.

Wonder what that would look like on your resume? From 2002-2004 I was the Shoe Carnival Hummer driver/castle operator.