I thought it would be interesting to come up with an alter ego, and went shopping on e-bay with that in mind. Look at these crazy glasses I found.

Anyway, what seems to be missing in the world today are "eccentrics". There were lots eccentrics when I was growing up, including Ruby, a friend of my grandmother's. Her false teeth clicked when she talked, and she was quite flamboyant. Ruby dated Cuban bullfighters and kept Chihuahua's as pets. She carried around a playpen in her car to keep the dogs contained while visiting friends.

So here's "Ruby" and her pet Chihuahua, Chico, wishing you a Happy 4th of July!