I'll probably never wear this necklace out in public, but it was on sale at Chico's, and what could I do?

It's ruby red, and doesn't go with anything a over-middle aged woman would wear. Perhaps I'll find a svelte young woman with a black dress and gift her with the funky necklace.

And maybe I'll just hold onto it and take a self-portait every five years or so and see how the necklace ages with me.