I'd begun to think that I may have allergies. Every timeI ate a fudge bar I would sneeze three times.So I went to the doctor for an allergy test.They mark your back into a grid with a pen and then presswhat feels like beer bottle caps into your skin. Each of the sixdevices has 8 allergens. They just look for reactions. Turns outI'm most allergic to the American cockroach, in addition to chocolate.

Go figure.

Now at least I have an idea for a tattoo...