adventures in reflective surfaces

I want to be vague, and say "here" but we can all see it's my washroom
"Well I don't look overly tall, because of how big I am.""So send me a full photo.""I don't have any actually.""You own a digital camera" Beaten. Drag it out....no delay....bastard. "Ah, the mirror!" Click...dead battery...bastard. Plug it in. Click.... Nice towel.....dork.I am now pixellated geekdom.
01 2001