james simian | massachusetts
here is a picture of me in theafterlife. i forget how i died. that is notimportant. the important thing is that i realize thatonce, dead i will not be eating any more burritos. this, although upsetting, is not earth shattering orcompletely devestating. instead i must surroundmyself with burritos for my spirit guides and guardianangels to eat. oh, how they taunt me. this must behell. i suppose i can console myself with the factthat i at least get to be near burritos.
01 2001
  previous 10
« 417 james simian
  418 Tom
  419 frank miller
  420 Adam Rice
  421 Brian
  422 Flavio aka Dexter
  423 Lee
  424 swifty
  425 Peter
  426 Lori
  next 10

⇦ go back to that other thing | surprise me | tell me more ⇨