I tend to use a lot of facial masques in my beauty rituals. Most of them are various shades of green. With the amount of time I spend with green gunk slathered on my face, I'm worried that green-skinned martians may take offense to this. Someday I may be slapped with a lawsuit for going around in green face by the Martian-Americans who take offense. Or perhaps they will mistake me for a molding mime, in which case I hope they don't shoot on sight. I better trap myself in a bullet-proof box.